Simon Cowell goes shirtless

Is Simon Cowell *too* proud of his shirtless and manscaped torso, or justifiably just proud enough? You decide. This photo is from August 6, 2010, with Cowell and his then-fiancee, Mezhgan Hussainy, on parade as they changed boats in the port of Nice, France. They were leaving the yacht Slipstream for a new boat, Siren. We don't know why. But of course, one can never have too many yachts. The couple later broke up, though we feel sure that Simon Cowell's shirtless chest was not to blame.