Lindsay Ellingson with a space laser

Heaven only knows what's going on here with that two-sided space laser or chromium gadget they're holding next to Lindsay Ellingson's head. Are they time travelers? Have they taken her hostage? Is she currently blinking out "S-O-S" in Morse code? We'll never know, because this photo was taken way back on November 9, 2011, long before human memory. Whatever tragedy played out here happened backstage at the Lexington Avenue Armory, during the 2011 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show.