The top 12 best new campaign slogans for Newt Gingrich, now that he’s charging his supporters $50 for photos:
YOU OWE ME FIFTY BUCKS
CALLISTA COSTS EXTRA
CASH ONLY, AMERICA!
NO FOREIGN CAMERAS
FREEDOM COSTS FIFTY DOLLARS
JOIN THE FIF-TEA PARTY
NO BUNNY EARS, AMERICA!
NEWT’S THE ONE ON THE RIGHT
18% GRATUITY ADDED FOR PHOTOS WITH SIX OR MORE
HE ALSO DOES BIRTHDAY PARTIES
THE $20 CAMPAIGN BUS TOUR IS NOT AN AUTHORIZED EVENT. THAT’S SOMETHING THE DRIVER HAS GOING ON THE SIDE
TOUCHING IS EXTRA, AMERICA!
