Shoving hideous mounds of dripping wet bread and cow meat into his gob, slathering himself with wet crumbs, drool, and intestine parts, he won the “event” for the fifth straight time.
Why the dueling, equally obscene, contests? Kobayahi is embroiled (har!) in an ongoing dispute with Major League Eating, the for-profit organization which dominates the world of nauseating eating contests. They want Kobayashi to sign an exclusive contract; he refuses.
Today’s revolting 69-dog achievement was his chance to vomit in the face of MLE. Which he, unofficially, did.
Congratulations to all the contestants!