“Archie Comics announced Thursday that Riverdale High will enroll its first openly gay character in September. The character, a blond newbie named Kevin Keller, will debut in No. 202 of Veronica Comics.”
Bad news for Moose Mason, who now has missed his chance to come out as the first openly gay character in the Archie universe. Moose, stop living a lie! Nobody’s buying your over-the-top jealousy about Midge any more. Not since the “disco incident” in No. 128.
On the plus side, there’s still time for Moose to become the first openly gay linebacker in the NFL.