Andrey Melnichenko’s Crazy Super-Yacht

Andrey Melnichenko’s Crazy Super-Yacht

That’s Andrey Melnichenko’s $300 million super-yacht off the coast of Malibu, California today.  It’s 394 feet long and shaped funny to make it tricky for pirates to board. Tricky for uninvited pirates, that is.

Michael Douglas Has Throat Cancer

Michael Douglas is being treated for stage four throat cancer — a “walnut-sized” tumor at the base of his tongue. That sounds grim, but Douglas says doctors have given him an 80% chance of survival.

Zsa Zsa Gabor Health Watch, Day 1884

1884 days counting back to her stroke on July 6, 2005, that is.Zsa Zsa Gabor was rushed to the hospital yet again yesterday, the poor kid, after being found “unresponsive.”  But it turns out it’s not life-threatening. “Reports of my mother’s passing are hurtful and unprofessional,” says her daughter, Constance Francesca Hilton.

The Jersey Circus: JWoWW Meets NotMe

The Jersey Circus: JWoWW Meets NotMe

The Internet’s ironic love affair with The Family Circus continues with The Jersey Circus. Yes, all captions are actual utterances from the Jersey Shore cast.

“The American Combat Mission in Iraq Has Ended”

How beautiful to hear those words — spoken by President Barack Obama from the Oval Office on Tuesday night.  We’re not out of Iraq by a long shot: 50,000 U.S. troops are still there. They’re all supposed to be home by the end of 2011. In the meantime, what a great step in the right direction.

The Glenn Beck Rally: 80,000 or 650,000?

ASU Professor Steve Doig was part of a team that used high-def overhead photos to count the crowds at Glenn Beck’s rally at the Lincoln Memorial on Saturday.  Beck him