The Who2 Blog

Hillary Clinton Will Be the Next Secretary of State

It will be announced today, says The Washington Post.[Update: Now confirmed.]Clinton will be the third woman to serve as U.S. secretary of state, after Madeleine Albright (1997-2001) and Condoleezza Rice (2005-present).

A Vote for Franken Is a Vote for the Lizard People

Minnesota Public Radio has an enlightening display of challenged ballots from the Al Franken-Norm Coleman Senate recount.Included is a Coleman voter who also wrote in “Bachmen” (or “Bad men”?) and a Franken voter who wrote in “Lizard People.”(Lizardy hat tip: Swampland.)

Aide Grabs Joe Biden’s Seat

Delware Governor Ruth Ann Minner has named Ted Kaufman to fill the Senate seat of Joe Biden.Kaufman is a longtime aide to Biden. He’ll serve until 2010, when a special election will determine who will hold the seat for the remaining four years of Biden’s term.

Monopoly… the Movie?

Ridley [Scott] is now officially attached to direct this collaboration between Universal and the games manufacturer Hasbro – Hasbro! Jesus wept! – and according to the Hollywood Reporter is planning to give it “a futuristic sheen along the lines of his iconic Blade Runner”. Really? Really?

Spokesman Insists Karolina Kurkova is Humanoid

Ms. Kurkova has not spoken publicly about how she came to have a smooth navel, and all her agent will say is “she’s not an alien.”The BBC has the scoop.

Supermodel Karolina Kurkova Is Missing Her Belly Button

You know it’s a big story when the Daily News and the Daily Mail are both on the case.”It disappears in photos, so we keep a collection of belly button shots in different positions, and Photoshop them on to her whenever she’s doing a bikini picture.”

What Will Be the Obamas’ Next Church?

As the first African-American First Family, will they be criticized if they choose a black church, or if they don’t? If they choose a white pastor, or if they don’t?Tough choice.[ Update: And if they choose nothing at all? That gets reported, too. ]

What is Madeleine Albright’s Real Birth Name?

Join us now for a fascinating little side-trip into the world of Czech names.The object of our curiosity is former Secretary of State Madeleine Albright. We have her birth name as Körbel, but many other sources have it as Körbelová or Korbelová. What gives?

Meet the Designer Who Put the ‘O’ in Obama

Nifty interview with Sol Sender, the guy who designed the campaign logo for Barack Obama. Dude is a little dry, but it’s good to learn how these things happen.

Touch Football (and Tackle) With the Kennedys

“Ted was the big guy with the good hands, the man you wanted on your side. And Bobby was an absolute terrier, flinging himself around the lawn — and into the rose bushes — with abandon. ‘The games were tough if Bobby was playing… For Bobby, it was the Super Bowl. His tenacity — he played very hard.'”And Jack played quarterback for both sides.

Bronx Mowgli Wentz

The latest for your baby name parade.. (Born at the ER to the Stars!)

Attorney General Mukasey Collapses During Speech

U.S Attorney General Michael Mukasey collapsed Thursday night while giving a speech in Washington, D.C.The Los Angeles Times reports that Mukasey “was about 15 minutes into his speech before a packed crowed at the 2008 Annual Meeting of the conservative Federalist Society when he appeared to hesitate, and then dropped to the floor.” This was about 10:20 pm Eastern time.

Super Obama World!

Fun new game lets you battle pigs with lipstick (on ice!) and navigate a “series of tubes.” It ain’t easy.Hey, how many video games did Dwight Eisenhower inspire?

Voters Send Ted Stevens Into the Wild

85-year-old Senator Ted Stevens is out, according to the Anchorage Daily News. Challenger Mark Begich has a lead of 3,724 votes with about 2,500 left to count.Stevens still came within a whisker of being the first U.S. senator ever elected after being convicted of a felony. He’s been a senator since 1968.

75 Years of Yak

Talk show host Larry King was born 75 years ago today.He was the first baby to be born with suspenders instead of an umbilical cord. His first words were, “How did it feel for you to give birth to me just now?”Others born that same year: Johnny Unitas, Yoko Ono and King Kong.