It’s two years in the slammer for Aretha Wilson, the woman who in 2005 crashed a party and jabbed a broken beer bottle into the face of actor Leonardo DiCaprio.
Read the brief news item here.
Then think about how it says Aretha Wilson “mistook” Leonardo DiCaprio for an ex-boyfriend. The party she crashed was thrown by Rick Saloman, who at the time was Paris Hilton‘s boyfriend.
So… you just decide to crash a party at Paris Hilton’s, and you see Leonardo DiCaprio there, and you think it’s your ex-boyfriend, so you stab his face with a broken beer bottle. I think we’ve all been there, in that space in our minds.