Here’s a new video from Sarah Palin, called “Mama Grizzlies.”
Not because a mother grizzly bear raises her offspring without the help of the father, who is off roaming the wilds of Alaska in search of another mate. And certainly not because a grizzly’s diet is 90% vegetarian. No, “Mama Grizzlies” because mother bears are protective of their cubs, and according to former governor and part-time biologist Sarah Palin, “‘cuz moms just kinda know when somethin’ is wrong.”
It’s a video meant to inspire right-leaning moms into taking political action against the administration of President Barack Obama. By giving money to Sarah Palin.
“Look out, Washington, ‘cuz there’s a whole stampede of pink elephants crossin’ the line, and the ETA stampeding through is November 2, 2010.” A “pink elephant” is a commonly used metaphor for a hallucination caused by too much alcohol.