Obama Spotted Alone on Park Bench, Eating Giant Sub Sandwich By Fritz Holznagel 13 years ago News flash: Barack Obama‘s poll numbers plummet after he’s spotted alone on a park bench, eating a hoagie. { The Onion } Related Biographies:Barack ObamaKeanu ReevesFrom the Who2 blog:Latest:The 'S' in 'Harry S. Truman' Really DID Stand for SomethingNext:Hollywood Photos: Behind the ScenesPrev:John Cusack IS Edgar Allan Poe: PHOTOSTags:Barack Obama, Keanu Reeves, Loneliness, Park Benches, Political Scandals, Politics, Sandwiches, The OnionMore from Who2Who Was Born on My Birthday?Lists of Famous People