Short List: 7 Other Things to Go Tell Aunt Rhody

Here, for no particular reason, is a short list of seven other things to go tell Aunt Rhody:

• The dachshund wet the bed.

• We’re out of Wonder Bread.

• Her old iPod is dead.

• Also, her Dwight Yoakam CD is cracked.

• Alicia Silverstone and a group from PETA are at the kitchen door, naked.

• The old goat next door is making those sucking noises at Aunt Jessica again.

• We’re out of Grey Goose.