“My point is that the sorts of people you are charged to fight represent a grave, grave threat to all of us. We can’t afford to have you distracted because you’re yanking up your top all the time like a poorly-fitted bridesmaid at a hastily planned wedding. If you wouldn’t wear it to step class at Bally’s Total Fitness, don’t wear it for battle.”
Even NPR agrees that Wonder Woman needs some wardrobe help.